超無用Twitter Nudge:手肘推推投票法

今天點進工頭堅部落時,再一次被他首頁左上角的頭像給嚇到,不幸的是,這張照片的攝影師還是我自己,真諷刺,雖然說這張照片是仿”Good Night, and Good Luck晚安,祝你好運“風格拍攝,但我畢竟離充滿視覺衝擊之時尚攝影大師ALBERT WATSON的路線還相距數百光年,時尚不成反類犬,搞得跟國父遺像似的,真是太不吉利了。


我相信某人一定沾沾自喜得意洋洋,不然不會特別截圖放在首頁,但也要考慮一下使用者的心情,比方說,在公司打開(午休時間偷空逛逛)在開會時打開(偶爾會需要簡報部落格行銷案例的話)在半夜打開(奉公守法的上班族都是在回家後才瀏覽部落格),突然看到玫瑰瞳鈴眼之詭異頭像盯著瞧,那時是什麼感覺,您直視下圖五秒就可以體會一下。

忍不住想訟一聲阿彌陀佛,對吧。
但我們是民主法治國家,總不能毫無理由褫奪”格”權,那不然搞個投票機制,公平審判總是合情合理。結果呢,找到了Avanoo.com,問題提交出去後,才發現要Vote還要註冊,放棄,我又懶得再去找其他的投票網,後來想,Twitter上能完成的事就由Twitter來完成,才不負我Twitter女王威名(誤)。
然,Twitter的default functions 真是陽春到讓人流淚,想了想,就利用其中的強大功能–nudgenudge(輕推)是為了要提醒太久沒來更新的user上來update,但憑良心說還真是超級無用,無用到讓你幾乎忘了它的存在。既然無用那就拿出來用用,於是我就把我的投票題目改為:

你覺得工頭堅部落該不該換頭像?
贊成換:nudge thecarol [http://twitter.com/friends/…] ● 反對換,nudge kenworker [http://twitter.com/friends/…](原始題目見此)

事實上,我也不知道”啟動nudge模式”會出現什麼東西。本以為會收到通知”有人推你”的信函,結果不是。在我丟出上面那則訊息的瞬間,我綁在google talk上的twitter帳號跳出以下訊息,以下是連續被推一小時的紀錄:
5:00 PM me: 試試看另依種twitter投票方式 XD
5:01 PM
 jungheng nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 number5 nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 LEMONed nudged you to update Twitter. Do that by replying to this message!
 tzangms nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 kovis nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 amarylliss nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 LEMONed nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
5:02 PM
 isaac nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 CTLittleBen nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 CTLittleBen nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 jonxberg nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 CTLittleBen nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
me: nudge從GT上如雪片般飛來,我還以為我的GT壞掉了!!!
CTLittleBen: @thecarol 換!已投票…
 xyza nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 davidpanchina nudged you to update Twitter. Do that by replying to this message!
LEMONed: @thecarol 還好你用的不是msn,我可以無限連環nudge
 cobainyeh nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 EbiTasha nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
me: 等一下會公佈我與工頭PK的結果
 ccait nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
EbiTasha: @thecarol 娘娘,我是不小心從推特狐按到的…
 aileen911 nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 cindycorner nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
5:05 PM
 herock: nudge thecarol [http://twitter.com/friends/nudge/632433]
 aileen911 nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
kovis: @thecarol:我還沒被nudge過耶,可以nudge我看看會怎樣嗎?
 herock nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 herock nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 petit nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 aderW nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 aderW nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
jonxberg: [nudge] (驚) 這又是啥?!為什麼每天會有新玩意??!!
me: 大家推的很高興但不要重覆一直推阿!!! XD

5:08 PM
 lanma nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 KiwiJoyceLin nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 markplace nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
5:09 PM
 lanma nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 simmmons nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
5:10 PM
 simmmons nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
kovis: @jonxberg:[nudge]存在很久了,但我一直不知道他到底有啥效果…
 klairelee nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 joshuawang nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
klairelee: @thecarol 為什麼按下去有一種爽的fu… 好變態。
5:21 PM
 cloudie nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 emma0319 nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
5:26 PM
 sputnik0913 nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
5:28 PM
aderW: @thecarol 哦,我好像飞了2个雪片 -,-III
aderW: @thecarol 不知道舆论压力有没有用啊 >_<

 hexybaby nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
5:52 PM
 icathy nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
5:59 PM
 Lingyu nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.
 Lingyu nudged you to update your Twitter. You can do that by replying to this message.

實驗結果顯示:
1.nudge適合進行PK賽,短時間內看誰被推最多。
2.nudge通知無法被統計,只能自己用手算。
3.nudge結果不會出現在網頁上,僅被推者會看見訊息。
4.nudge可以無限輪迴重複使用。
5.nudge好像沒有離線通知,因為下午KEN離線時,完全沒收到nudge訊息!
6.nudge的功能選項按鈕,一定會出現在Followers(跟隨你的人)的頁面,但不一定會出現在Following(你跟隨的人)的頁面。以我的網頁為例,表示:我可以推推1161個followers,但只有355個我following的人可以推推我。
7.我總共收到40個nudge(六點過後不列入統計),但是KEN無法計算 (根本沒收到任何通知)

結論:此次投票實驗動員twitter上無數推力,最後宣告本人 失敗 不戰而勝!換頭像換頭像換頭像!!!
啊,還真是無聊的一篇文章……….
  

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7 thoughts on “超無用Twitter Nudge:手肘推推投票法

  1. 我是覺得該換個40歲的傑尼斯, 大過年的, 不用這麼莊嚴肅穆吧. (另, 6點多一點就沒被算到, 流淚, 人家有在專心工作嘛)

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